Slim & Sage (“S&S”) products are aesthetically pleasing plates intended for everyday use and/or entertaining or the added benefits of portion control, healthy eating, or weight management.  You may choose to use them simply for their aesthetics, or you may choose to use them as a tool that may be helpful in healthy eating, portion control, and/or weight management. 

FireRock Advisors LLC, D/B/A Slim & Sage (“S&S”) is not a medical organization and we cannot give you medical advice. Whether or not to employ portion control as part of your lifestyle, and/or to attempt weight management is not a decision with respect to which S&S can advise you.  You should understand that we are not your medical advisor, dietitian, or other health advisor.  S&S sells plates – not medical, dietary, or other health advice.  We are a consumer products company with what we consider to be an eye for attractive design and an interest in studies published by others relating to portion control topics; we are not a medical, research or health organization.  Please consult your physician (or primary health-care provider) before using any weight management-related product or plan.  Staying healthy requires checking your health with a professional regularly:  no website or product can substitute for proper medical advice and attention.  We recommend you get regular medical checkups on a schedule to which you and your health care provider agree. If you are considering or in the process of eating smaller portions or weight management, congratulations.  If used for weight management, our products are intended for use only by healthy adult individuals.  Please remember that portion control and weight management may constitute a physical change in your body, and you should be monitored by your physician or primary care provider, especially if you have a known medical condition.  Our products are not intended for use by women who are pregnant or nursing.  Women who are pregnant or nursing should consult their physician (or primary health provider) before embarking on using any diet product.  Nothing on this website, nor any product provided by S&S should be construed as medical advice or diagnosis, nor is it intended to treat any illness or disease.  Only you and your doctor can decide whether portion control is right for you, and healthy for you, and whether S&S plates can serve as a helpful tool for you in portion control or any other health-related purpose or endeavor. You are solely responsible for all medical, dietary and health decisions relating to your and your family’s food intake and/or any portion or weight management program on which you and your family may embark, whether or not using s&s products.

The content of this site, our product literature, and other information about S&S products and services is provided for your general and educational purposes only.  

Our mission is for you to love our products.  If for any reason you are not happy with a product you have purchased on our website, you may return it within 15 days in exchange for a site credit.  The product must be in new and unused condition with the original packaging and packing slip.  Except as expressly provided above with respect to the product return policy, the products sold through the S&S website, and the content and materials provided by S&S are on an as is basis. 

Disclaimer, Limitation of Liability

THE S&S PRODUCTS, CONTENT, AND MATERIALS ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED.  S&S DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING (BUT NOT LIMITED TO) IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE TITLE, COMPATIBILITY, SECURITY, ACCURACY OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION OBTAINED BY YOU FROM ANY S&S REPRESENTATIVE, EITHER FORMAL OR INFORMAL, FORMALLY OR INFORMALLY, OR THROUGH OUR WEBSITE, PRODUCT INFORMATION, CONTENT, OR MATERIALS SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY NOT EXPRESSLY PROVIDED FOR IN THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS. THIS SITE PROVIDES LINKS TO INFORMATION AND MATERIALS FOUND ON OTHER WEBSITES.  YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT S&S IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT OF THOSE WEBSITES. 

FURTHERMORE, YOU EXPRESSLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT WE AND OUR AFFILIATES SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY OTHER DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, GOODWILL, USE, DATA OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES (EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES), RESULTING FROM OR ARISING OUT OF (A) THE USE OR THE INABILITY TO USE THIS WEBSITE; (B) THE USE OF ANY CONTENT OR OTHER MATERIAL ON THIS WEBSITE OR ANY WEBSITE OR WEBSITES LINKED TO THIS WEBSITE, (C) THE COST OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS AND SERVICES RESULTING FROM ANY GOODS, DATA, INFORMATION OR SERVICES PURCHASED OR OBTAINED OR MESSAGES RECEIVED OR TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO THROUGH OR FROM THIS WEBSITE; (D) UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR ALTERATION OF YOUR TRANSMISSIONS OR DATA; (E) STATEMENTS OR CONDUCT OF ANY THIRD PARTY ON OUR WEBSITE; OR (F) ANY OTHER MATTER RELATING TO OUR WEBSITE. IN NO EVENT SHALL OUR TOTAL LIABILITY TO YOU FOR ALL DAMAGES, LOSSES, AND CAUSES OF ACTION (WHETHER IN CONTRACT, TORT (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, NEGLIGENCE), OR OTHERWISE) EXCEED THE AMOUNT PAID BY YOU TO PURCHASE OUR PRODUCT(S). YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF THIS SITE AND ANY OTHER S&S PRODUCTS AND SERVICES IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK TO THE EXTENT PERMISSIBLE BY APPLICABLE LAW.  IF YOU ARE DISSATISFIED WITH ANY PORTION OF OUR WEBSITE, OUR PRODUCTS OR SERVICES, OR WITH ANY OF THESE TERMS & CONDITIONS, YOUR SOLE AND EXCLUSIVE REMEDY IS THE DISCONTINUATION OF YOUR USE OF OUR PRODUCTS OR THIS WEBSITE.

S&S IS NOT MAKING ANY GUARANTEES ABOUT THE EFFECTIVENESS OF OUR PRODUCTS. WITHOUT LIMITING THE GENERALITY OF THE FOREGOING, WE MAKE NO REPRESENTATION OR WARRANTY THAT (A) USING OUR PLATES YOU WILL SUCCESSFULLY CONTROL YOUR PORTIONS OR FOOD INTAKE, LOSE WEIGHT, MAINTAIN ANY LEVEL OF WEIGHT, OR BE HEALTHY OR HEALTHIER THAN YOU ARE WITHOUT USING OUR PLATES, OR (B) THAT PORTION CONTROL WILL BE SAFE, HEALTHY OR EFFECTIVE FOR YOU, WITHOUT OR WITHOUT USING OUR PLATES. 

S&S SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR DAMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING FROM ANY USE OF S&S PRODUCTS OR SERVICES OR THIS SITE.  IN NO EVENT SHALL THE LIABILITY OF S&S TO YOU OR YOUR HEIRS OR SUCCESSORS OR ASSIGNS OR AFFILIATES EXCEED THE GREATER AMOUNT OF THE VALUE OF PRODUCTS PURCHASED BY YOU OR $150 FOR ANY REASON. IF ANY PORTION OF THIS LIMITATION OF LIABILITY IS FOUND TO BE INVALID, LIABILITY IS LIMITED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.

Governing Law, Forum

You agree that the controlling laws and venue of the State of California will govern these terms and conditions.  Your use of the site constitutes your agreement to these terms, conditions, and choice of venue.

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless S&S and our parent, subsidiaries, affiliates, partners, officers, directors, agents, contractors, licensors, service providers, subcontractors, suppliers, interns and employees, harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, made by any third-party due to or arising out of your breach of these Terms and Conditions or the documents they incorporate by reference, or your violation of any law or the rights of a third-party.

Severability, Survival

Should any policy or term or condition stated herein be deemed invalid, void, or unenforceable, such finding shall not affect the validity or unenforceability of the any remaining policies, terms, and/or conditions.